Biographies are great because they say stuff about people, except when they aren't autobiographies because then people might right stuff that they don't like. I eat a lot, I'm a bit fat and I grow a beard sometimes. My favourite colour is purple (Royal, not eggplant) and I like to lie around. I have a bad hip, that can't be diagnosed or anything and I like to be a distant fandom-er. Because I'm from australia my english isn't great and I make up a lot of words. No one ever talks to me here but if you want to, don't hold back, the box is always open. Please follow, I might follow back.